Jose, an undocumented Hispanic groundskeeper at the White House, spent his days tending to the immaculate lawns and gardens that surrounded the nation's most powerful residence. Despite the odds stacked against him, he found an unexpected friend in President Donald Trump, who often wandered outside for fresh air and casual chats. One afternoon, during a conversation about the changing world, Trump shared his fascination with cryptocurrency, voicing how it could transform lives and create fortunes. Captivated by the idea of financial independence, Jose listened closely as Trump painted a vivid picture of a life filled with endless pesos, lavish parties with big booty señoritas, and a never-ending supply of tacos. Inspired, Jose implemented Trump’s advice, Launching "Official Gardener," promoting it as the currency for those who worked hard and dreamed big.