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SHITFACE (shitface): Origin Story In the underbelly of Solana’s pump.fun casino, where coins launch and die in minutes, a single crying stick-figure doodle changed everything. One anonymous degen, known only as “The Root” (because the original shitface had that sad little brown sprout coming out like a defeated tail), got absolutely rekt on a rug pull. Portfolio down 99.7%. Dreams flushed. He rage-doodled his own face in MS Paint: big round head, thick black lines, sad oval eyes leaking endless blue tears, and right where his mouth should be — a tiny, pathetic swirl of poop. He posted it in a degen Telegram with the caption: “me when I bought the top again.” The group lost their minds. Within hours, someone launched $SHITFACE on pump.fun. The image spread like a virus. Degens started calling themselves “Shitfacers.” The crying poop-head became the unofficial mascot of everyone who knew they were gambling life savings on cartoon animals and butt insults… and still kept buying. Thus, Shitface Trading Co. was born — not in a sleek Manhattan office, but in a Discord voice chat at 4 a.m., surrounded by Monster cans, Takis dust, and the faint smell of existential regret. Company Motto “Buy low. Don’t panic. Take profits. Degen. Repeat. (But mostly just cry and hold.)” The Crew (core Shitfacers) • CEO – Big Sad
The original crying stick shitface. Permanent teary eyes. Never sells. Believes every dip is “just a shakeout.” • Head of Risk Management – Poop Sprout
The little brown root guy. Always advising “maybe we should take some profit” while secretly buying more on leverage. • Lead Trader – Fly Magnet
Constant swarm of flies orbiting his head. Claims they’re “on-chain analysts.” • Community Manager – The Grin
Same sad eyes, but forces a shit-eating grin when the chart pumps 2%. Posts “WAGMI” while quietly sobbing. • Intern – Mini Shit
Smaller, even sadder version used for reaction memes.
