$ZUCKBUX (ZUCK) – THE COIN THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU Mark Zuckerberg failed to launch his own crypto with Libra, so we did it for him—without asking, just like Facebook does with your data. 💀 Introducing $ZUCK, the first meme coin powered by lizard energy, AI, and the tears of your privacy settings. 🦎 WHY BUY $ZUCK? ✅ Metaverse-Approved – Every $ZUCK holder gets free imaginary land in Zuck’s VR wasteland. ✅ AI-Powered Growth – Our algorithm tracks your every move (just kidding… unless?). ✅ No VCs, No Insider Dumps – Even Zuck himself has to buy in like a normal degen. ✅ Guaranteed to Moon – Because Zuck controls everything… probably this too. TOKENOMICS 🔹 Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $ZUCK – one for every time Facebook sold your data. 🔹 No Buy/Sell Tax – We’re not Meta, we don’t take a cut. 🔹 Fair Launch – Dropping like a new iOS update that no one asked for. MARKETING PLAN 🔥 Deepfake videos of Zuck shilling $ZUCK. 🔥 Memes about him blinking sideways. 🔥 AI-generated Metaverse shills pretending this is the next Bitcoin. 🔥 Fake news articles claiming Zuck secretly bought in. BUY $ZUCK OR BE MARKED AS A BOT. 🤖 (Not affiliated with Mark Zuckerberg, but we expect a lawsuit soon.)