"Solana" might just be the worst dog name because it sounds more like a cryptocurrency than a playful pup. It gives off serious crypto bro vibes, like you're waiting for your dog to moon instead of fetch. Plus, it’s way too elegant for a creature that eats socks, chases squirrels, and rolls in mud like it’s a spa treatment. Let’s face it—dogs need names that bark, not ones that belong on the blockchain.