Parrots are like little feathered toddlers with wings and sass. They’re all about repeating what you say, but only the things you really wish they wouldn't. Tell a parrot, "I love you," and it’ll just stare at you blankly. But let one slip about how much you hate Monday meetings? That’s the new catchphrase. And they’re master manipulators! Parrots have perfected the “Who, me?” innocent look when caught shredding your curtains, but the moment you’re out of sight, it’s like, “Yes, freedom!” And don’t get me started on their taste for the most expensive things you own. Leave them alone with your headphones or fancy furniture for five minutes, and they’ll create modern art out of it.