Episode I The Phantom Wallet Congestion has engulfed the Solana Network. Rug-pulling of meme coins within the outlying corners of the network has reached an all-time high. Hoping to resolve the matter with blockchain tokenomics, pump.fun has created a means for participants in cyberspace to safely create and trade memes. While traditionalists and the Security and Exchange Commission endlessly search for ways to shut down decentralized networks, the Supreme Chancellor Nakamoto has secretly dispatched two Jedi Cryptographic Knights to bring stability, peace and reassurances to the network…