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3/30/2025, 5:45:56 PM
Cardan't (CANT)
Making the World Work Worse for Some (But Mostly Just For Fun) CARDAN'T is the blockchain for those who believe nothing should ever actually work, but it might be fun to watch. Built for the rebellious souls, the "what could go wrong?" crowd, and anyone who’s ever looked at a blockchain and said, “Nah, I’m good.” We provide the tools and technologies for the underachievers and procrastinators of the crypto world to achieve... absolutely nothing. With CARDAN'T, we make positive global chaos our mission. Innovators? Nope, we’re just here to maybe innovate but probably just waste time. Changemakers? Yeah, we’ll change stuff... but mostly just the way things break down. The real visionaries? You’ll probably never hear from us, but when you do, it’ll be with a shrug and a “I dunno, it’s just a coin.” Forget about the few. Forget about the many. We’re all about the none of the above. So join the movement, or don’t, we honestly can’t care less.
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go run and show this to Alex Becker and it will run to a million tonight lol. okay, this is for the community. no go make us proud! $CANT
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Cardan't (CANT)
Making the World Work Worse for Some (But Mostly Just For Fun) CARDAN'T is the blockchain for those who believe nothing should ever actually work, but it might be fun to watch. Built for the rebellious souls, the "what could go wrong?" crowd, and anyone who’s ever looked at a blockchain and said, “Nah, I’m good.” We provide the tools and technologies for the underachievers and procrastinators of the crypto world to achieve... absolutely nothing. With CARDAN'T, we make positive global chaos our mission. Innovators? Nope, we’re just here to maybe innovate but probably just waste time. Changemakers? Yeah, we’ll change stuff... but mostly just the way things break down. The real visionaries? You’ll probably never hear from us, but when you do, it’ll be with a shrug and a “I dunno, it’s just a coin.” Forget about the few. Forget about the many. We’re all about the none of the above. So join the movement, or don’t, we honestly can’t care less.
bonding curve progress: 1%
graduate this coin to PumpSwap at $45,738 market cap.
there is 0 SOL in the bonding curve.
there is 0 SOL in the bonding curve.
king of the hill progress: 0%
dethrone the current king at $22,100 market cap.
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