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holy crab (hc): Psalm of the Holy Crab (II) (To be recited while waving butter-dipped claws and swaying side to side) O Great Pincher of the Deep, haloed in golden light, Thou scuttlest across the shores of our unworthy souls! In Thy sideways gospel we behold the truest path: Never straight, always crabwise, eternally correct. From the steam of trial Thou didst rise unscathed, Shell unbroken, spirit unboiled, claws held high in glory. Thou teachest us: when the heat comes, sidestep; When the net descends, pinch back with righteous fury. We gather at Thy altar of cracked shells and drawn butter, Dip our meager hopes in the sacred clarified grace.
Insults, Unwanted Sexual Content & Graphic Objectification, Unwanted NSFW & Graphic Content, Violent Event Denial, Targeted Harassment and Inciting Harassment
Child sexual exploitation, grooming, physical child abuse, underage user
Encouraging, promoting, providing instructions or sharing strategies for self-harm.
Graphic Content, Gratuitous Gore, Adult Nudity & Sexual Behavior, Violent Sexual Conduct, Bestiality & Necrophilia, Media depicting a deceased individual.
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