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Fuck Coorporate America (Colin): This is me. My name is Colin. I started investment banking 9 years ago and now am in asset management at a top NYC firm. But life feels stale. A few months back, I stumbled on pumpfun and for the first time in a long time, I actually had some fun. I told two close colleagues about it, huge mistake. Word got around, HR flagged me, and I had to sit in a boardroom defending my “investments" (Fartcoin). I told them it was just for fun, just fartcoin and some dog memes. They didn’t care. Said it was “unprofessional” and banned me from trading on pumpfun entirely. So I stopped trading, but, I didn’t stop watching. Every night after my 12-hour shift (that was supposed to be only 8 hours btw), I’d scroll through pumpfun like it was therapy. This space became my escape from the fake smiles, the suits, and the fake purpose in life. Now? I’ve made enough money in my life and I am content. I want out. They took the only thing I looked forward to and stomped on it. I don’t want to "manage assets" anymore, I want to ape into coins at 5k and feel alive, hoping for a 100x. Every new holder of this coin is a signature to quit my job, and more broadly, a petition against corporate America. My girlfriend says I’m crazy. Prove her so wrong. Im ready to burn my resume and actually enjoy myself. This is where my real life begins. Im going to lock my supply and I will cover all expenses like dexscreener. Show me there are 10,000 of you who are done with 100-hour weeks and being treated like numbers by the companies we work for. If we hit 10,000 holders, even if this coin’s sitting at a $6K market cap, I’m quitting my job, posting my resignation publicly on LinkedIn and twitter, and saying "Fuck Coorporate America" in both posts.
