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5mo agomarket cap: $2.3K
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we made a (mistake): Dear community, We need to apologize sincerely, and with complete disbelief. When we launched this token, we fully expected it to vanish into the void like countless others. It had no purpose, no function, no hidden genius. But then the price went up. And instead of stopping, it went up again. And again. And at this point, it’s genuinely becoming uncomfortable. We tried to warn you. We reminded everyone it wasn’t meant to succeed. We’ve watched in confusion as charts that should be flatlined instead resemble a staircase to a dimension where logic no longer applies. We didn’t plan this. We didn’t engineer this. We don’t even fully understand it. And yet here we are, having accidentally created one of the few things in existence that refuses to stop increasing in value for absolutely no reason. For that unintended economic phenomenon for creating a coin that defies gravity, fundamentals, and common sense, we sincerely apologize. We hope you can forgive us… Sincerely, The Team