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CHIBITRUMP (CHIBITRUMP): Folks, let me tell you about this chibi—okay? Nobody’s ever seen a chibi like this before. People come up to me, big people, strong people, with tears in their eyes, and they say, “Sir, this is the greatest chibi we’ve ever seen.” And I say, “I know. I know.” It’s tremendous. Absolutely tremendous. The proportions? Perfect. The style? Incredible. Other chibis—they try, they really do—but they just don’t have it. They don’t have the magic. This one? Total winner. And the hair—have you seen the hair? Nobody does hair like this chibi. Nobody. It’s classy, it’s bold, it’s everything a chibi should be and more. Frankly, it’s making other chibis very nervous. Very nervous. We’re gonna look at this chibi and say, “Wow.” Just “wow.” Because that’s what it is. A wow chibi. The best. Believe me.
