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Apple Jack Pony (AppleJack): What in all of equestria did y'all just hoofing say about me, you little apple? I’ll have y'ah know I graduated top of my class in apple bucking, and ah've been involved in a whole bunch'ah secret raids on Flim FLam Feilds, and I have over 30000 confirmed bucked apples. I am trained in friendship warfare and I’m the top athlete in the entire equestria rodeo competition. Y'all are nothing to me but just another apple. I will wipe you the hoof out with the likes of which has never been seen before in all of equestria, mark my hoofing words. You think you can get away with sending that slop to me over a scroll? Think again, apple. As we speak Im contacting my secret network of pinkie pies across equestria and your hoofprint is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, you rotten apple. The storm that wipes out the weak little thing you call your cutie mark. You’re hoofed, apple. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kick you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hoofs. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed bucking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the equestria royal guard and I will use it to its full extent to buck your miserable flank off the face of the ponyville, y'ah rotten apple. If only y'all could have known what unholy retribution y'alls “clever” remark was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hoofing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you smelly, rotten apple. I will buck fury all over you and you will drown in it. Y'all are hoofing done, apple.
