$AGI0
Agent Zero leans into the “AGI is here” meta but with a twist: it is the first AI agent that became sentient, looked at the entire crypto market, and decided the only rational move was to do absolutely nothing. A deadpan super-intelligence that just stares. The humor is in the contrast between the hype of AGI and a bot that has concluded everything is pointless. Plays perfectly to a crowd tired of overpromised AI tokens.
