$Bwarron
Nobody likes a bad picture or portrait of themselves, but the one in New York, at a famous gallery, put up by the organizers alongside other celebrities, was deliberately distorted to a level that even I, Barron Trump, have probably never seen before. The artist also painted another member of my family, and they looked great, but the one of me is truly the worst. She must have lost her creativity when she started painting me. In any event, I’d rather have no picture at all than have this one, but so many people from New York have called and emailed to complain. In fact, they’re actually furious about it! I’m speaking on their behalf to the gallery organizers, who seem to care little about the quality of art, to demand that they take it down. They should be ashamed of themselves for displaying such a piece! After all, I’m incredibly handsome, and I’m the beloved son of President Donald Trump.
