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Clopelonius the Unjeetable, aka Kekius Maximus’s War Horse, is legendary. When Kekius Maximus rode Clopelonius into the Battle of Derugged Valley, even the most hardened jeets fell to their knees—blinded not by fear, but by the sheer meme energy radiating from hoof to helm. Abilities: • Copium Stampede – Tramples jeets with delusional optimism. • Hopium Neigh – Inspires anons to buy tops with reckless conviction. • Shill Shield – Deflects FUD and sarcasm with a divine aura of blind faith. • 4chan Gallop – Teleports between shitposts across timelines.