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In a parallel universe, Michael Saylor gazes at the night sky and realizes the moon isn’t just for Bitcoin—it’s for destiny. Channeling the power of the cosmos, he transforms into Sailor Michael, a fearless guardian armed with market charts and moonlight magic, ready to fight FUD and slay bear markets.