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Still here. Still smiling. Do not ask about the portfolio. There is a specific kind of cheerfulness that only arrives after things stop making sense. It is not denial. It is something calmer and much stranger than denial. Ask how it is going and the answer is always the same: great, actually. Everything is great. Please do not open the chart.