$GLORP
GLORP was born during a mysterious Solana candle that turned a $12 wallet into a six-figure portfolio overnight. Nobody knows what Glorp actually is. Some say it’s an alien trader from another dimension. Others believe it appears only when the market enters full degen mode. GLORP doesn’t promise utility, roadmaps, or fake partnerships — it only exists to spread chaos across the blockchain. Every pump, every meme, every late-night green candle pushes the world deeper into GLORP MODE. Holders are not investors… they are survivors.
