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ARE YOU STRUGGLING TO INVEST IN THE PROPERTY MARKET? DO YOU FEEL DEFEATED WHEN YOU SEE HOW LITTLE SAVINGS YOU HAVE LEFT AFTER RENT AND BILLS? DON'T DESPAIR! THERE'S A CHEAP AND EASY WAY TO MAKE INVESTMENTS WHICH ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD! MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FEEL LOCKED OUT OF ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE PROPERTY MARKETS IN THE WORLD. WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT WHETHER THE ISSUE IS NEGATIVE GEARING OR INTERGENERATIONAL WEALTH INEQUALITY, BUT THE CORE ISSUE IS THAT ALL THE VALUABLE PROPERTY IS ALREADY OWNED. IN FACT, PRACTICALLY ALL THE VALUABLE PROPERTY ON EARTH IS ALREADY ACCOUNTED FOR. SURE, YOU COULD GO AND TAKE OVER THE LAND OF SOME POOR VILLAGE SOMEWHERE IN THE GLOBAL SOUTH, BUT THAT WOULD BE COMPLICATED, AND FRANKLY, RATHER MEAN. WE MUST ESTABLISH A NEW FRONTIER. FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, HUMANITY HAS LOOKED TOWARDS THE STARS FOR GUIDANCE AND INSPIRATION. NOW, SOME OF OUR WEALTHIEST MINDS IN THE TECH INDUSTRY ARE MAKING SERIOUS INVESTMENTS INTO THE SPACE INDUSTRY, WITH PLANS TO ESTABLISH BASES ON THE MOON AND MARS. BECAUSE OF THIS, IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO CONTEST THE CLAIMS OF PROPERTY RIGHTS ON OUR CLOSEST NEIGHBOURS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM. AND WE'RE FINE WITH THAT. LET THEM KEEP THEIR BARREN ROCKS, WHILE WE VENTURE FURTHER, TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO VENTURE CAPITALIST HAS GONE BEFORE. THE HOTTEST PROPERTY IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM! THE SUN IS THE CLOSEST THING HUMANITY HAS TO A GOD IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. DIRECTLY AND INDIRECTLY, IT PROVIDES US WITH WARMTH, LIGHT, WEATHER, A WATER CYCLE, FOOD, A METHOD OF TIME KEEPING AND ENERGY. NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. ISN'T THE SUN TOO HOT TOO LIVE ON? AND YOU WOULD BE CORRECT. THE SUN, BEING A GIANT, FIERY BALL OF GAS INCREDIBLY FAR AWAY FROM EARTH, IS TOO IMPRACTICAL TO BUILD A HOUSE ON FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS.
