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MARK: Do you jerk off? JORDAN: Do I… Do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah. MARK: How many times a week? JORDAN: Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five. MARK: Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. JORDAN: Wow. MARK: Once in the morning right after I work out, then once right after lunch. JORDAN: Really? MARK: Mmm-hmm. I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it ’cause I fucking need to. Think about it. You’re dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. (SQUEAKING) Fucking digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. All right? JORDAN: Mmm-hmm.