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I'm a 56 year old virgin by choice and I am utterly sick of the stigma, especially the flak and silent judgement I detect from other members at the local anime manga club and the nearest university's anime society. Just because I haven't yet met anyone in real life who fully resembled my favourite anime character to begin a romantic relationship with, doesn't mean I am any less deserving of love or should be judged by society. While I do have gotten my fair share of attention from 3D womens, I have always resisted their advances because I otherwise want to remain completely celibate until I find my perfect girl. It just wouldn't be fair to her if I wasted my precious first romantic experiences with somebody subpar. My type is obviously have to be someone very kirei (Japanese for beautiful, but she doens't have to be Japanese, though it is highly regarded), with megane (glasses), and long-hair preferably tied into a ponytail (hairstyle). I will be even more willing to engage physically and attracted provided she has some kawaii (Japanese word meaning 'cute') mannerisms and fashion style, such as wearing seifuku (sailor-style school uniform with a short skirt, as seen in the TV show Sailor Moon). But in honest truth I simply woudln't be able to gain or maintain an erection for a real life person who doesn't meet all of these criteria, so I am actually doing a huge favour for all the supermodels I have rejected who would no doubt fall into a deep depression at being unable to meet my sexual needs and thus be nourished by my fresh virgin seed. Now if you think you might be my future waifu (Japanese word for 'wife') then please submit an application in my DMs. Thankyou for reading.
