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A story this paper has been preparing for eleven years. For more than a decade, The Weekly Degenerate has been receiving anonymous parcels — Polaroids, partial transcripts, a single yellow napkin — concerning the "South-African-born tech entrepreneur." We did not, at the time, take them seriously. A new parcel arrived this morning. We are, with this issue, taking them seriously. We apologise to the source. We apologise to the napkin. We are not, however, apologising for the headline.