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Remember when Johnny Football was the biggest thing on earth? GOFUNDMAN is for everyone that still believes deep down Johnny could throw for 400 yards on Saturday and headline a UFC fight Saturday night after 11 tequila sodas and zero training camp. No fundamentals. No financial advice. Just pure nostalgic chaos and bad decision-making at championship level. Built for the internet. Powered by delusion. Fueled by Bud Light. GOFUNDMAN “4th & Long since 2014.”