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Darth Jar jar of the binks a middle aged gungan on the planet of naboo was invaded by the confederacy of independent systems. As a bearded wizard tacked him brown tanks destroyed his home forest. He took the mage underwater to his hidden city. There he was ready to re incarnated into the god of the most sacred snack. Fermented from deep sea chickpeas and sacrificial gungan heads. Boss nass performed the final sacrifice for the perfect communal batch of HUMMUS. The body of jar jar and the million of pervious gungan lives are now apart of the perfect HUMMUS. As he was reincarnated as the most holy of all hindu god he served as the protector, creator, and destroyer of all HUMMUS. Everyday young gungans wake up and have there daily HUMMUS, they then rub it on there feet and walk the daily path to the closest gungan (there has to be one on every 100 feet ). In the shrine they bathe in the waters of naboo to give strength to darth jar jar of the binks , to fight of the evil doers of the stinky cheese kingdom. (aka everyone in the kingdom ) .This spiritual ritual help connect gungans with the god. Stinky pete the prospector tricked the elder gungans into thinking that the fermented stinky cheese was holy HUMMUS. Through these evil actions stinky cheese the prospector was sacrificed for the making of more HUMMUS. As the newest god stinky pete the prospector he was set to destroy darth jar jar of the binks with his stinky- cheese grenades. They then fought for light years over the fiery pits of mordor. Darth jar jar of the binks then slayed stinky pete the prospector and through his stinky pete into the volcano. He purified the communal HUMMUS and reached moksha, and become one with the HUMMUS.