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snorlax wasn’t always a blunt instrument of bureaucracy. once a peaceful forest dweller, he was rudely awakened mid-nap by a rogue jigglypuff mariachi band. enraged and sleep-deprived, he wandered into civilization looking for quiet. instead, he found paperwork. after accidentally crushing a border patrol kiosk while trying to nap in its shade, he was mistaken for a heroic enforcer and immediately hired by ICE. turns out, snorlax had a talent: door breaching. not for arrests—just trying to find a quiet room to sleep in. every raid? misunderstood nap attempt. every baton swing? hitting the snooze button on reality. no one had the heart to correct him. the uniform fit. the job stuck. now they just drop him at locations and let nature (and narcolepsy) take its course. he’s the only ICE agent with a clause in his contract for daily belly rub breaks.