Fartlines

✈️💨 Welcome to Fartlines 💨✈️ The world’s first airline that really lets one rip. At Fartlines, we believe flying should be fast, affordable, and just a little bit gassy. Why hold it in at 30,000 feet when you can fly with an airline that embraces the breeze? Our fleet is powered by questionable snacks, mystery airport burritos, and pure confidence. Seatbelts on, windows down, and prepare for turbulence you can feel. So sit back, relax, and let Fartlines take you wherever the wind blows. Because here, every flight is non-stop… and so are the fumes. 💨😌