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Description: Classic-er Ethereum is the ultimate satire of blockchain purity wars, poking fun at Ethereum Classic’s endless claims to being the “original chain.” Classic-er Ethereum ups the ante, declaring itself even more original than both Ethereum and Ethereum Classic combined. It markets itself as a “revolutionary regression” that returns to the true, unaltered vision of blockchain—by refusing any updates or changes, even bug fixes. Narrative: Classic-er Ethereum was “discovered” in a forgotten block deep within the Ethereum Classic chain, where a group of purists unearthed the real immutable blockchain. Tired of forks, governance, and progress, the Classic-er Ethereum community vowed to freeze development entirely. Every transaction is an ode to the “good old days,” and the coin celebrates inefficiency as a badge of authenticity. Features: • Frozen Codebase: No upgrades. Ever. Bugs are celebrated as historical artifacts. • Immutable Squabbles: Users vote endlessly on pointless governance proposals, but nothing ever changes. • “More Classic Than You” NFTs: Collect and trade NFTs that prove your ideological purity, ranking how “classic” you really are. • Chain Rollbacks: To maintain its classic status, the chain randomly reverses transactions from “modern” addresses. Tagline: “Because nothing screams innovation like 2016 technology!”