Asian Wife

$WMAF the first of It’s name, best thing since rice met soy sauce. You got yellow fever? You want to dip your sausage into that mayo? You HODL, we give you an Asian wife. It’s an ancient tradition, a transaction as old as the time when Hjør Fleinson Hálfsson banged a Mongolian princess. That’s right, we did it back then and we’re doing it now.