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"Diamond Hands" Traders Apply at McDonald's 🍔💎😭 After HODLing their way into poverty, the fearless crypto bros marched into McDonald's, résumés in hand, dignity left behind. The manager asked, "Can you handle stress?" One wiped a tear and whispered, "I watched my life savings go to zero and still didn't sell..." They got the job on the spot. 🚀➡️🍟