$ROACH
Born in the trenches of the internet, built to survive a nuclear apocalypse. The legendary Turkroach is here. You think a red candle or a market crash scares him? He’s literally sipping his tea, eating chips, and playing his game. Unbothered. Undefeated. Unkillable. Jeets will panic, but the Roach will just queue up for another match. Grab your tea and enjoy the chaos.
