Truelonbezos

Phase 1: Mission Control (The Initial Hype) The Launch: Fair launch on a decentralized exchange (DEX). No pre-sale for "paper hand" VCs. Only true believers. Tokenomics Audit: We are too rich to pay for an audit, but we will tweet that we are thinking about it. "X" Raids: Recruit a community army to reply to every single Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos tweet with a picture of the logo. Phase 2: The Orbital Squeeze (Community Growth) Meme Contests: $10,000 in $TLB awarded to whoever can make the best meme of TrueElonBezos riding a Cyber-truck while holding a copy of The Washington Post. Celebrity Endorsement Hunt: Shilling the coin to any celebrity who has ever been in a movie about space (e.g., trying to get Matthew McConaughey to tweet "TLB, TLB, TLB—Alright, alright, alright"). Phase 3: Deep Space (Acquisition Mode) The Trueelonbezos Charity Fund: We will donate to any charity that Elon Musk actively dislikes, or to Jeff Bezos's favorite foundation. We haven't decided yet. Whichever generates more drama. Mars Acquisition Fund: 5% of community wallet reserved to theoretically bid on Martian real estate when it is legalized.