(ticker: Starship) "Introducing Starship Dog 🚀🐕: The first pup to boldly go where no doggo has gone before! Forget chasing tails, he's out here chasing galaxies 🌌. While we’re stuck on Earth, stressing over emails, Starship Dog is cruising at light speed like, 'Space? Easy mode, fam.' 🌠 His mission? To sniff out alien treats and find the ultimate belly rubs across the universe. Zero gravity? More like zero worries 😎. In the dog park of the cosmos, he's the top dog. So next time you’re feeling grounded, just remember: somewhere out there, Starship Dog is living the dream.