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Setting: A dimly lit hotel suite serving as the Kira Investigation Task Force Headquarters. The glow of multiple monitors illuminates the room. L sits in his trademark crouched position on a plush armchair, meticulously stacking sugar cubes into a delicate tower. Matsuda stands nearby, looking eager for instructions. L: (Without looking away from his monitors, lifting a sugar cube with two fingers) Matsuda. I require your assistance with a matter of... profound tactical importance. Matsuda: (Standing up straight, eyes wide) Anything, Ryuzaki! Have you found a new lead on Kira? L: (Drops the sugar cube into his tea; it splashes softly) Not directly. However, I have been analyzing the flow of illicit funds on the Ethereum blockchain. There is a 93.7% probability that Kira is utilizing decentralized finance protocols to launder money. He is hiding his assets in a highly obscure, illiquid digital asset. Matsuda: (Leaning in, trying to look at the screen) Which one? Bitcoin? L: (Brings his thumb to his lips, staring blankly ahead) No. It is a derivative token known as "ShinigamiInu." To the untrained eye, it appears to be a worthless internet joke—a "memecoin." But mathematically speaking, the liquidity pool's movements correlate perfectly with the timing of heart attacks in the Kanto region. Matsuda: A memecoin? That’s... brilliant. Nobody would take it seriously! So, what do we do? Do we freeze the network? L: We cannot. The blockchain is immutable. The only way to disrupt Kira’s financial infrastructure is an economic attack. If a sudden, massive influx of buying pressure were to occur, it would artificially inflate the token's price, triggering automated slippage in Kira's smart contracts and exposing his wallet addresses. Matsuda: Right! Let’s use the Task Force budget! We can buy it all! L: (Takes a slow sip of his excessively sweet tea) I submitted the request to the NPA this morning. Chief Yagami denied it. He argued that utilizing taxpayer funds to "ape into a d