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Kato the Ketamine Cat swaggered across the Feline Fury with all the grace of a sailor who’d forgotten where he’d parked his ship, his eyes wide and unfocused, yet somehow still carrying the confidence of a pirate king. He tilted his head like he was listening to some far-off melody only he could hear, his tail flicking in a slow, erratic rhythm, as if conducting an invisible orchestra. “Aye, matey,” he slurred to the nearest crew member, “Ye see that island? No, wait... don’t. I see it... but not really. It’s more of a feeling... like a... treasure-shaped cloud. It’s a sign, ye see? A sign of great fortune—or possibly just some really good fish. The sea speaks to me, ye know?” His voice was a gentle lilt, a mix of slurred wisdom and pure nonsense, and yet the crew never questioned him. After all, Kato’s bizarre ramblings had somehow led them to more treasure than they could count—well, mostly rocks and shiny bits of debris—but who were they to argue with destiny? Kato was their captain, and as far as he was concerned, the world was one big, blurry, pirate adventure.
