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Glowing green portal rips open over the Nevada desert at 3 AM. Elon’s secret Starship Goblin Fleet slams into Area 51 like a cosmic battering ram. 500 screaming interdimensional goblins pour out, cackling and ready to party. Their agenda? • Turn Earth into a 24/7 goblin rave (non-stop bass drops & glow sticks). • Print infinite wealth through “magical deals” that make Wall Street look like a lemonade stand. • Dominate the dankest herb scene across every reality (multiversal strains incoming). • Government lockdown? Obliterated in 11 minutes flat. Area 51 is now Goblin HQ – welcome to the new world order. But the real mastermind? $Trumpkin -Goblin Hoard #001