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Somehow in an effort to break the chains of serfdom and my desk job and researching quality cryptos.... I ended up with a phantom account... and.. ended up here. I don't know what this place is but it feels like home. It feels like Mars. All aboard the Shitcoin Express, I'm going to load my phantom with shitcoins and ride it wherever it takes me. I'm so tired and ... these colors.. the lights... they keep me alive. You all keep me alive.