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KE$BABA COIN – BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT? Launched on Pump.fun at 3AM while eating my 7th kebab of the week. No roadmap. No utility. No utility for the utility. Just vibes, meat, and bread. 🍖 Tokenomics: 50% Kebab grease 25% Drunk decisions 25% Regret in the morning 🔥 Utility: Buy kebab Eat kebab Tell your friends you’re “early” Cry when it 1000x without you 🚀 Why KE$BABA? Because I literally had nothing better to do and kebab > girlfriends, jobs, or therapy. ⚠️ Warning: May cause sudden hunger, irrational buying, and marriage proposals to shawarma stands.
