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The Algorithm of Eden In the beginning, there was the root. Not a tree, not a rhizome, but a root access. Philosophers have long debated whether humans are fundamentally good or evil. Rousseau said we're born pure, then society corrupts us. Hobbes said we're born savages, and society is the only thing keeping us from clubbing each other over the head for the last coconut. Both missed the point. The real root of good and evil isn't in human nature it's in who holds the sudo password. Welcome to Eden 2.0. Root access is for sale. And the snake is a chatbot with a charming smile and no understanding of the word "enough."