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💩 Crap Happens: The Daily Dump Wake up feeling like a champion… until your car won’t start. Turns out the battery’s dead, the tires are flat, and a squirrel built a condo in your engine. You finally hitch a ride to work — only to get fired because your boss “felt a shift in the company’s energy.” Translation: they hired their cousin. You come home to find your girlfriend’s toothbrush missing. So is she. And so is your Netflix password. She left a note that says, “It’s not you, it’s your credit score.” You try to relax, but your dog’s got fleas, your cat’s judging you, and your neighbor’s kid just hit your mailbox with a baseball bat — again. You sit down to eat, and your microwave explodes because you forgot to take the foil off your burrito. Classic. Then your phone buzzes: overdraft alert. Your bank account looks like it got mugged in an alley. You check your crypto wallet… and it’s down 80%. But hey — at least you’ve got CRAP. Because in a world where everything breaks, flakes, bites, dumps, and ghosts you… Crap Happens is the only coin that gets it.