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Meet me, a miserable soul forged in the festering hellhole of New Jersey, where the Garden State’s only blooms are traffic jams and despair. I’ve survived the soul-crushing gridlock of the Turnpike, where road rage is my daily cardio and honking’s my lullaby. I dodge bullets in Camden’s crime-riddled war zone and gag on the industrial stink wafting from factories that make “armpit of America” a compliment. Sandwiched between landfill vistas and Jersey Shore meatheads flexing their spray tans, I’m a sarcastic survivor of NJ’s glorious cesspool—where the only thing worse than the attitude is the toll booth line!
