What if the Hawk Tuah girl wasn’t talking about what we thought, but was instead referring to a classified space-based intelligence satellite, Hawk 2A, engaging in SIGINT (Signal Intelligence) operations? When she said, “Hawk 2A SIGINT on that thang,” was she cryptically revealing a next-generation RF surveillance platform, one capable of tracking global transportation networks, monitoring illicit activity, and assisting in disaster response? A constellation of small satellites using advanced signal interception to map the movement of aircraft, ships, and vehicles in real time; effectively a civilian SIGINT initiative hiding in plain sight? Maybe what seemed like a viral joke was actually the slip of an insider, a moment of disclosure disguised as absurdity.