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They take your newspaper when they think you’re not looking. They borrowed your clippers and never gave them back. It’d be nice if they’d quit letting their kids run through your yard…it wouldn’t be so bad if they weren’t so fucking self-righteous all the time. Those assholes killed Jesus and think they can get away with enforcing HOA dues (they can smell you haven’t paid)…