fartmaxxing

F = (C × Fg × D) + (L × T) - (A × I) Where: F = Flatulence output (farts per hour) C = Carbohydrate intake (esp. oligosaccharides) Fg = Fermentable fiber grams (beans, lentils, etc.) D = Digestive sensitivity factor (lactose intolerance, IBS, etc.) L = Legume quantity (beans, chickpeas, etc.) T = Time since consumption (in hours) A = Activity level (exercise may reduce buildup) I = Intestinal adaptation (tolerance from consistent diet)