$VIROOS
Hantaviroos The ultimate retard strain of the rat piss lung destroyer. You inhale one tiny particle of long-tail rice rat piss mist from a cruise ship vent and boom — your lungs turn into two wet balloons full of death juice. First you get the coof, then the wheeze, then you’re on the boat hacking up red foam while the captain says “it’s just allergies bro”.