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And homework? Oh, don’t even get me started. You’re telling me I’m supposed to spend my free time writing a report on the Revolutionary War? Look, I can’t even start a revolution to get out of doing chores at home. How’m I gonna relate to a bunch of old dudes in wigs? Then there’s Principal Skinner, always on my case. Like, chill out, man. It’s not like I’m gonna turn into a criminal mastermind. At worst, I’m the guy who steals Milhouse’s lunch money… and, come on, we all know he deserves it for that haircut.