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The MACRO LARPer kids were telling you all to "journal" your trades. I can tell you now, 100% serious, gun-to-head, I have NEVER journaled ANYTHING. The fuck does this look like? School? I'm not here to get good grades. I'm here doing a LEGAL BANK ROBBERY. Street smarts over book smarts, nigga. Big difference between DOING and TALKING. You can LARP all you want. Do your little mock papers. I walk in, NO REVISION and freestyle off the dome. ALWAYS have, ALWAYS will. Keep your pen and paper. Niggas have a "dear diary, today I shorted BTC" logbook and have made ZERO MONEY.