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Look, the GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. What a disaster! What a pathetic, low-energy, very sad situation. Nobody even understands it, and frankly, I don't think they want to understand it! It's a distraction, folks, a total FALSE FLAG put out there by very weak people, very, very weak. They're trying to shake you out! They call it a "budget crisis." I call it a low-effort DIP! A terrible, ugly dip to get you to PAPER-HAND! And when they stand there—the same tired, corrupt people—and they tell you, "We can't agree on the funding!" You know what I say? And everybody is saying this, BELIEVE ME! I say, APE HARDER! We have the best APES! The strongest APES! We have to fund what MATTERS! The big things! Not the little things that get shut down! We have to APE like nobody has ever APED before, to make this whole thing go HUGE! They're losers! We're winners! APE!