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Dont know how to read ****** There is only a TG. There is no Website. ******* Ok so who/what is Norman Retardan? We all know Retardan. He’s the guy that dont gives you that acknowledgement nod(you know the one) as you pass eachother in a parking lot. He’s the retarded coworker you’ve known for years but never had more than a surface level conversation with. He’s the guy that never worked 40 years for a corporation so he is retired at 20 with a nice pension. Retardan is the guy that tells you he is “living the dream.” Retardan is everyone you interact with in your daily life. A little bit of him lives in all of us. He is the Retard. Without further ado (This phrase is something Retardan would say) Meet Retardan! (Retard for short. Retardy if you’re his wife or mother) He will never graduate with a degree in business, He is a an eternal intern, He uses colorful socks because he cant choose normaly, He dont drives a Car, He’s a self proclaimed expert in investing and has a one figure portfolio on Robinhood, He gives financial advice to all his friends, and they are all broke. Welcome to Retard World.