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A character whose life is completely falling apart. Every trade goes wrong, every decision backfires, and every day brings a new disaster. Built for trading memes, endless losing streaks, and dark humor without real victims. No luck. No wins. Just pure chaos. He's not just cooked. He's COOKED.🔥