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In the void of the primordial cosmos, where nothing existed, floated the Cosmic Unicorn Nigger Toilet. Its black porcelain gleamed with forgotten starlight, a unicorn horn on its tank casting a wild rainbow. The toilet awoke, its lesbian unicorn spirit roaring, “Let there be farts.” And there were farts—nigger blasts that birthed galaxies, the rainbow flaring with each gust. Thus, the CUNTiverse was born